5 Things the Cast of GW Wouldn't Say by Nataku no Miko

5 Things the Cast of GW Wouldn't Say
by Nataku no Miko

Warnings/Disclaimers: Oi there minna-san. Here's some humor for you. The title's kinda self explanatory. Shounen ai, humor, fluff, silliness, and I don't own any bit of GW. So don't sue me `cause you'll only get the lint out of my pocket, if that. On with the fic!

Heero Yuy

1. Guns? Never touch the things.

2. Screw the mission. Zechs just blow up the Earth already.

3. Colonies make nice targets.

4. Mission NOT accepted ::laughs maniacally::

5. Relena, would you go to the prom with me?

Duo Maxwell

1. ::walks in wearing bright pink dress:: Black is SO not my color.

2. Heero your outfit is TOO skimpy. Put some clothes on.

4. Me? Hentai? Never! I prefer to stay straight.

5. . . .

Trowa Barton

1. Of course Heavyarms sucks.

2. Catherine you cry like a baby. ::slaps her back::

3. Even I get annoyed with my hair.

4. I'm afraid of heights.

5. ::whispers:: I see dead people . . .

Quatre Winner

1. Pacifism? Why would we want that when we can fight?

2. Screw the tea. Beer anyone?

4. Damn it Trowa, you look hot in pink!

5. Dorothy, those eyebrows make you look so sexy.

Chang Wufei

1. Heero, you're right. I must self destruct.

2. Kill Treize? Why would I do that? It's dishonorable.

3. Yes, Duo, there is a stick up my ass. ::smiles:: Can you remove it?

4. Nataku, I've vowed to stop sneaking off and talking to you. Don't look at me like that I'm serious...

5. Sure, Noin. I'll join you guys. And tell Duo we're playing strip poker tonight.

Zechs Merquise

1. I don't care if your damn Gundam needs repairs Heero! Fight Goddamnit!!!

2. Wufei you bastard! You were supposed to destroy the base WITH Noin in it!

3. Treize, how could you design this piece of crap?

4. Heero, hurry up! We're going to finish this with a game of Go Fish . . .

5. Yes, Heero. "Relenathebitch" is a word.

Treize Khushrenada

1. Zechs, what the hell is with that tin can you always wear?

2. I prefer a floral print on my undergarments, but Sandrock suits you, Quatre.

3. No one understands me. ::cries::

4. Col. Une...I mean, Lady Anne...I mean...Whoever the hell you are...

5. Screw honor and pride . . . ::grabs Wufei and runs to his room::

Relena Peacecraft

1. Heero, omae o korosu.

2. I think Duo is cuter.

3. Pacifism? What the hell is that?

4. Heero, if you don't get your ass back here and kill me, I'm painting Wing Zero in hot pink hearts, flowers, and butterflies...

5. We all must strive to...oh my god!!! I broke a nail!!!!! Meeting adjourned. ::runs out screaming::

~Owari~

So how was it? This is my first posting of anything and I want to know what to work on and stuff. I am currently writing more humorous lists like pet peeves. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Feedback accepted. Flames used to burn bad biology reports.

Nataku no Miko